It was my 32nd b-day yesterday and due to help from fabulous Grandmother Dixie I got the best present ever: a full nights sleep.
Baby Inventions Rick and I think are long overdue:
1) an infant grill (mouthpiece) that when a parent presses a button magnetically pulls a pacifier into the infant's mouth.
2) A countdown clock you can attach to the infant's clothing that says how long til they are supposed to eat again.
3) A crib bumper that is solely made from breast and nipple shaped silicon that the infant can safely nuzzle up against and suck on.
4) A pack-n-play that vibrates/roles/whatever-movement-your-infant-finds-sleep-inducing.
5) A robot that will walk your infant around your house until it falls asleep and then magically set infant in crib w/o waking.
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